Looks like I might have to start a new project then. Overnight I've had this news posted on Cubehacker and I've received numerous emails encouraging me to maintain and release this! I've just picked a name out of nowhere: G^3. This doesn't include the word "Gentoo" since the owners just posted new usage terms on the website... but it still makes sense G(entoo)cube(d) ;).

Stay posted for more news, but in the mean-time... heres my own HTTPd running from it.

*Update*
I feel like a total retard, but I have an excuse! I was rushing to make this post before I had to go to work... the above link has been fixed ;)